Saw a couple of stout pics .... to those newbies of stout drinking .... you can mix it 1/2 and 1/2 with chamaigna or lager (I prefer champaigna ... cause I'm sofisticated).
Most # of pints of stout drunk in 1 hr: seven
(not via a contest, just regular glug glug) believe me 7 is plenty for a night.
So you self-report as a binge drinker. Good to know.
Have you discussed this with your health care provider?
Will we have any problems getting you to surrender your car keys and firearm till you have slept things off?
stay safe.