Cubex DE
Regular Member
Some of you are arguing that I shouldn't have "let" him disarm me. How you suppose I prevent that?
Here's how your conversation should have gone:
Cop: "I'm just gonna take this..." (Reaches awkwardly through window, narrowly missing banging his oversize forehead into your car)
You: (Keeping hands at 10 and 2) "Excuse my sir, I'm not resisting, but I don't consent to any seizures."
Cop: "I'm only taking this for my safety." (Unsafely points the muzzle of your loaded gun at your legs as he removes it from the vehicle)
You: "My holstered firearm presents no safety hazard sir. If it did, yours would present the same hazard to me."
Cop: "I'll give it back to you when we're done here." (Unsafely places your loaded gun in his jacket and squeezes it with his arm to keep it from sliding out onto the ground)
You: "If you don't return my firearm now, you are in violation of the fourth amendment of the US Constitution against unreasonable seizures."
Cop: "It's not unreasonable; it's for my safety." (Wipes booger from his big dumb stupid face)
You: "As I've already stated, it is not a hazard to your safety, so the seizure is unreasonable."
Cop: "Well I'm keeping it until we're done here." (Narrowly misses being hit by multiple cars as he stands in the road while talking to you)
You: "In that case, I should also inform you that I do not consent to any searches, which includes running the serial number of my firearm."
Cop: "I'm a cop, so I do what I want. Screw the law." (Turns to go to his car, trips on his shoelace, your gun goes flying)
You: "Enjoy your last night as a cop!"
I should mention that I assumed your voice recorder was running this whole time. If you have a smartphone, you have a voice recorder: use it! When you are pulled over, take your phone out, start it recording, and set it face down on your dashboard. You do NOT have to inform the officer you are recording, since he is a public servant in a public location and therefore has no reasonable expectation of privacy (someone please provide the citation for this, I forget what it is).
Maybe you noticed I don't like stupid cops who overstep their authority