My Car is outfitted with the latest tacticool gadgets:
I have rubber 'silencer' tires fitted to me steel rims. The 'naturally loud' steel rims on concrete made it way to ahrd for me to sneak up on people and run them over. But rubber wears out, so I had to have 'threaded' wheel mounts added for quick and easy replacement.
I have a high-capacity gas tank as well. Sure there's a gas station on every corner and I really have no 'need' for more than a 2 gallon tank. But I like to prowl for hours non-stop.
I have an assault steering wheel. Most cars don't have a steering wheel, there's no need. But I like to swerve up onto the sidewalk and run over crowds of children! Can't do that without a steering wheel, nor can I imagine any other use for a steering wheel. I am one evil bastard for dreaming up that one, eh?
I also have 90 horsepower. Nothing slows me down now. Sure, I only need 30 horsepower to do 70mph on the highway, but that doesn't include the added drag and rolling resistance of all that dried blood, sinew, and random body parts.
Speaking of which, it's really hard to see through that mess without my assault windshield wipers! Sling those guts outta my way, I got more to find!
And no evil devil car would be complete without cup holders for my beer. There is absolutely no way you could ever fit any other kind of beverage into them, it's for alcohol only. You can tell it's exclusively about inducing impaired driving by that fact. Bottled water just won't fit into the same cup holder that a Fosters can will.
Lets not even talk about the muffler, the tow hitch, or the NFA registered headlights used for blinding people so they can't run away.
If you talk out your ass enough, you can come up with an excuse to ban anything.