SNIP I never talk to a cop who "consensually encounters" me without my prior consent...like call me up and make a appointment.
(chuckle) That gives me an idea.
Cop: "C'mere. Do you know why I'm stopping you?"
Citizen: "I'm sorry, officer. Do you have an appointment with me?"
Cop: "Do I need an appointment?"
Citizen: "I'm sorry, officer. I know you're probably just doing your job. But, unless you made an appointment, this is not a consensual encounter. AmIfreetogo?"
Cop: "How was I supposed to make an appointment?"
Citizen: "Callmysecretary. Myattorneywillansweranyotherquestions. AmIfreetogo?"
(Just joking. Don't nobody actually do that.)