All true, guilty as charged.
That's why I said "probably" from, tho she could have been from anywhere. She spent her time between calling 911, which I kind of goaded her into doing, trying to rile up the rest of the patrons. Nobody was getting excited much but her. I was about done eating breakfast, been there a while with no damage done, but decided to have a couple more cups of coffee when she showed up.
The boat tours out of Taylor's Falls are great, there are some really neat hiking trails there as well as a campground where you can hear the log truck jake brakes rolling off the hill all night. Lots of shops and eating places to enjoy as well, it's a little tourist trap of sorts. MN side is "probably" a little nicer than the WI side, right there.
That gun store must be new, I've been gone two years. What's the VMAC? I would put WI quite a bit more accepting of OC than MN, but of course you could "probably" find places where it was the opposite if you compared Madison to Thief River Falls or such.