40 Reasons For Gun Control

[Evil Creamsicle]

Preaching to the choir, I know. Still, I feel you will be entertained.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/519561/posts

...10. The New England Journal of Medicine is filled with expert advice about guns; just like Guns & Ammo has some excellent treatises on heart surgery.

11. One should consult an automotive engineer for safer seatbelts, a civil engineer for a better bridge, a surgeon for internal medicine, a computer technician for hard drive problems, and Sarah Brady for firearms expertise. ...

 

[Michigander]

A classic 90's piece from Soldier Of Fortune. (I don't read it, but I've seen it credited to them)

Always a good read.

 

[carolina guy]

Excellent!!

I like these:

5. We must get rid of guns because a deranged lunatic may go on a shooting spree at any time and anyone who would own a gun out of fear of such a lunatic is paranoid

10. The New England Journal of Medicine is filled with expert advice about guns; just like Guns & Ammo has some excellent treatises on heart surgery.

12. The 2nd Amendment, ratified in 1787, refers to the National Guard, which was created 130 years later, in 1917.

13. The National Guard, federally funded, with bases on federal land, using federally-owned weapons vehicles buildings and uniforms, punishing trespassers under federal law, is a "state" militia.​

Ok...they are ALL good!

 

[Outdoorsman]

Some good observations.

 

[davidmcbeth]

MY favorite is this:

19. The NRA's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign about kids handling guns is propaganda, but the anti-gun lobby's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign is responsible social activity. :banana:


And my second:

34. Police officers have some special Jedi-like mastery over handguns that private citizens can never hope to obtain. (just because of the video below)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY_A1500sI4

 

[Yance]

MY favorite is this:

19. The NRA's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign about kids handling guns is propaganda, but the anti-gun lobby's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign is responsible social activity. :banana:


And my second:

34. Police officers have some special Jedi-like mastery over handguns that private citizens can never hope to obtain. (just because of the video below)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY_A1500sI4

LMAO that is great.

 

[stainless1911]

23. Ordinary people in the presence of guns turn into slaughtering butchers but revert to normal when the weapon is removed.

32. Police operate with backup within groups, which is why they need larger capacity pistol magazines than do "civilians" who must face criminals alone and therefore need less ammunition.

37. "Assault weapons" have no purpose other than to kill large numbers of people. The police need assault weapons. You do not.

37 is pretty telling, is it not?