Citizen
Founder's Club Member
This is for all the zombie-fighters on OCDO.
Many on this forum have relished the planning for resisting and surviving an apocalyptic take-over by zombies.
Now we find out zombies have lawyers. No, really! And, they won a rights violation settlement against Minneapolis.
Is there no level to which lawyers won't stoop? Although, I have heard some call that profession "flesh-eating", so maybe the alliance is not all that surprising.
But, what does this portend for zombie-fighters everywhere? What are the next zombie rights litigated? How do the undead even have legal status? Will some judges be sympathetic out of a feeling of fellowship? How will the federal circuits split? Will there even be a circuit split? We need Gura on our side on this one!
Here is the story on this ground-breaking development:
Zombies Scare Minneapolis into Cash Settlement
Seven zombies accused of carrying weapons of mass destruction will be staggering to the bank shortly with a bundle of cash, courtesy of a legal settlement with the City of Minneapolis...
The seven were arrested in 2006 during Aquatennial while dressed for a "Night of the Living Dead"...
The cops busted the seven for disorderly conduct and said the zombies' homemade public address rig looked like a weapon of mass destruction. The zombies spent some brief, scary time in jail, where the cops confiscated one protester's very real prosthetic leg...
Hart Van Denburg, Citipages website
http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2010/08/zombies_scare_m.php
Many on this forum have relished the planning for resisting and surviving an apocalyptic take-over by zombies.
Now we find out zombies have lawyers. No, really! And, they won a rights violation settlement against Minneapolis.
Is there no level to which lawyers won't stoop? Although, I have heard some call that profession "flesh-eating", so maybe the alliance is not all that surprising.
But, what does this portend for zombie-fighters everywhere? What are the next zombie rights litigated? How do the undead even have legal status? Will some judges be sympathetic out of a feeling of fellowship? How will the federal circuits split? Will there even be a circuit split? We need Gura on our side on this one!
Here is the story on this ground-breaking development:
Zombies Scare Minneapolis into Cash Settlement
Seven zombies accused of carrying weapons of mass destruction will be staggering to the bank shortly with a bundle of cash, courtesy of a legal settlement with the City of Minneapolis...
The seven were arrested in 2006 during Aquatennial while dressed for a "Night of the Living Dead"...
The cops busted the seven for disorderly conduct and said the zombies' homemade public address rig looked like a weapon of mass destruction. The zombies spent some brief, scary time in jail, where the cops confiscated one protester's very real prosthetic leg...
Hart Van Denburg, Citipages website
http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2010/08/zombies_scare_m.php