Yes, you are terrible! Under
Wickard vs Filburn, your failure to drink it is affecting interstate commerce. Scotch makers will make less because of the decreased demand caused by you, shortening supplies, and driving up prices.
Moreover, any occasion is a good occasion to drink scotch! New grandbaby? Drinks all around! Wedding? Drinks all around! Pay off the mortgage? Drinks! Electric bill is $2 lower? Drinks! Little hand on the six, big hand on the twelve? Drinks! Heck, just walking past the liquor cabinet, even by accident, can be an occasion.
Note: That first line has a number of economic fallacies; please don't nobody take them too seriously.