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How not to OC

Tomahawk

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I am at a loss of words for this image, Tomahawk. However, I think she is still getting a raise out of all this. Think about it, she is so prepared she can close her eyes for extended peroids of time & secure a given area. Man, I'm shaking in my boots, right now.
 

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Where is the fail? :question:

All she is doing is looking at the watch on her left arm.
 

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She is looking at the critters on the ground searching for scraps of food.
 

Bill Starks

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feet shoulder width apart, left arm bent at a 90 degrees for rear attack, right arm outstretched to block a gun grab, head cocked to one side for greater field of vision. Yep, her situational awareness is top notch.
 

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I like how she has secured her report book firmly under her bottomside (lord knows it would probably take a forklift to get that out), yet she doesnt even lower her arm over her weapon.
 

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I am absolutely surprised that none of ya'll recognize that stance...

that is a textbook ninjitsu stance. she has used her superior mental powers to become one with her surroundings in order to be able to use her ninja senses to detect danger from a 360 degree field. if at any momet someone were to come within 15 feet of her in order to start trouble, she would smoothly and flawlessly use the throwing stars in her left pocket ( that's why herleft hand is resting alongside the pocket)to momentarily daze the attacker while simultaneously performing a backwards flip so that she can use the bench as cover( that's why her right arm is located along the top rail of the bench). As she is flipping backwards, she will reach out and unholster her gun so that she will be in the prime position to cover her opponent......



don't ya'll know anything?:cuss::uhoh:
 

Tomahawk

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She's just posing the gun for a photo and didn't want her pretty face to distract the viewer.

Either that or she's testing sunblock on her right side and using her left side as an experimental control.
 

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Sheriff wrote:
What is it with all this cop bashing? :question:
Yeah, even LEO229 is in on it. Oh but wait, since she's not a real cop and just security, it's ok.
 

Sheriff

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DreQo wrote:
Sheriff wrote:
What is it with all this cop bashing? :question:
Yeah, even LEO229 is in on it. Oh but wait, since she's not a real cop and just security, it's ok.

I'm not so sure about that! I don't think a security company would allow a person

so out of shape to carry a firearm. Police departments have no choice. :shock:
 

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Sheriff wrote:
I don't think a security company would allow a person

so out of shape to carry a firearm. Police departments have no choice. :shock:

are we even sure that it's not LEO229?:what:

oh wait, it can't be, he ain't wearing his trademark dangle dukes.....

:celebrate







(sorry, I couldn't resist....)
 

eyesopened

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Sheriff wrote:
DreQo wrote:
Sheriff wrote:
What is it with all this cop bashing? :question:
Yeah, even LEO229 is in on it. Oh but wait, since she's not a real cop and just security, it's ok.

I'm not so sure about that! I don't think a security company would allow a person

so out of shape to carry a firearm. Police departments have no choice. :shock:
HA!!! You should come visit some of our federal buildings then!
 

Walther

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LEO 229 worte:She is looking at the critters on the ground searching for scraps of food.

Now I have read this several time and still don't know. Are the critters looking for food, is she looking for food, or are the critters the food she is looking at for her?:lol:
 

Sheriff

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Walther wrote:
Now I have read this several time and still don't know. Are the critters looking for food, is she looking for food, or are the critters the food she is looking at for her?:lol:
It's pretty disturbing that anybody could think of food while viewing that picture! :lol:
 
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